Enjoy! Chapter 7 - Calling. I can't believe I'm naked in Eric Cartman's bed at 6:30am on a Sunday morning after a night of passionate sex. I think we ended up falling asleep a little after three thirty due to a combination of alcohol and general exhaustion from playing dirty little games for hours. Kyle was walking towards Eric's house. It was the middle of the night but he figured his boyfriend would be up. His bare feet on the cold side walk. He was only in pajama pants and his coat. His mom had found out who he was dating and kicked him out for the night. He tried to stay out of the snow and tossed a rock at his window. Aug 10, 2019 · South Park Elementary. Kyle was walking to his locker. Kyle than got tripped over by Cartman. Cartman: That's what you get for letting your Dad frame me. You stupid Jew. Craig: Yeah. And us boys for being discriminated. Bebe: And the war. Kyle: Look. I didn't know my Dad was the troll at those points, so stop blaming me! Kyle was a pretty normal baby. He spent a lot of time sleeping, fussy when he was hungry, tired, or needed changing, and spitting up at times. Kyle was also his parent's source of happiness. Whenever Sheila or Gerald had a bad day Kyle's coos or his cute little baby laugh would make them feel better. Sheila and Gerald were struggling.Stan was trying to remember what babies liked, and was suddenly hit with the realization that the entire time he was partnered with Kyle, Kyle had been the one to take care of the egg. Bathing it and everything like a fag. Well…that fagginess had earned both of them an A.He pressed his thumbs into the tense region and went in a circular motion, drawing more pleased noises from Kyle's slightly parted lips. Stan leaned down and captured these plump, rose coloured lips in a sweet, innocent kiss, savouring the unmistakable taste of mint toothpaste and strawberry lip balm. "Stan?" Kyle breathed out once they had parted.A relationship to which his dad liked to refer to as 'funny'. The Broflovski family were well known in the little mountain town South Park. They were the only Jewish family around. Gerald Broflosvki was a silent and wise men, he worked as a lawyer. His wife Sheila Broflovski was a big woman with red hair, and a high voice. Stan, feeling bad, kissed him some more kissing away the tears and letting Kyle get used to him. After several minutes of making out Kyle got hard again. Nodding to let Stan know he was ready. Slowly Stan moved in and out of his lover and watched as the moaning boy under him face distorted from painful to comfortable. South Park [One Shots] Fanfiction. Hey Readers! Here are The South Park One Shots! Just a heads up, this book is NOT FOR CHILDREN. There is sensitive material, you should know if you watch South Park!... so read at your own risk. #bebe #cartman #clyde #craig #cute #fanfiction #kawaii #kenny #kyle #love #park #reader #south #southpark #stan # ...Cartoons South Park. Heidi x Kyle a true love story By: Jigsaw1234. The promised squeal to Heidi's revenge. Set three years after where Heidi's revenge left off when they look after their now three year old son Jake along with Emily and Tommy, and the other members of the family. Hope you enjoy R&R Rated M for sex scenes in later chapters;Howard let out a sigh. "Kyle, I'm sorry, but I can't help with that right now. It's almost time for the engagement session. And we have to go back now." I was shocked as he took my hand and started walking to the destination. "Wait, right now? I didn't tell you all the details!" And I saw it again. The rabbit dashed across our path before our eyes."You'll be fine, Bubee, I promise." Sheila kissed Kyle and waved Kyle goodbye and left. Little Kyle looked around. He saw a lot of kids running and playing with each other. Suddenly, Kyle felt somebody pushed him. Kyle turned around. It was a boy about Kyle's age with brown hair, about three inches taller than Kyle, and was also chubby. "I don ...Kyle has a secret that's stopping him from telling Stan how he feels, but when Stan tells him his feelings, Kyle will risk rejection to let him know he feels the same. Rated: Fiction T - English - Drama/Romance - Kyle B., Stan M. - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Status: Complete - id: 6885390Cartman felt uncomfortable as Kyle examined his face thoroughly, and he quickly looked away and stared at the ground, hoping Kyle would look away too. He didn't. The Jew, being so persistent, leaned in a little closer, his green eyes scouting Cartman's face for any signs of other emotions besides anger, hatred, annoyance, cold-heartedness …Kyle put down his hands, curled into fists, with his thumbs resting on his curled index fingers. Dave, sitting beside him, joined in. John declined, despite Josh's friendly push on the shoulder and watched them with interest. "Zero," Kyle said abruptly. Dave flicked a thumb up. Kyle sighed. "One," Josh blurted out.1:Breaking up and moving on. "Hey Kyle Can you ask Wendy, Why she broke up with me?" Asked Stan. "Fine" Replied Kyle, Walking over to Wendy's Locker. "Hey Wendy" said Kyle, "oh Hi Kyle what's up?" asked Wendy, Who then felt butterflies in her stomach; What no-one els knew is that Wendy always had feelings for Kyle.Stan asked, kneeling in front of Kyle, not sure exactly what to do. "Oh Stan, oh Stan," was all Kyle repeated as he reached foreword and wrapped his arms around Stan. "It's terrible, it's so horrible, I can't believe it!" Kyle continued to cry as Stan awkwardly patted Kyle's back. "I wasn't expecting it, it scared me so much!"The bell rang and Kyle thought "oh my god I hope this goes away think of the fat ass Cartman" moments later his boner goes down then Kyle uses the toilet and goes to class. At class Butters says "Kyle and Porsche kissed and then his wiener pitched a tent" the whole class laughs expect Kyle. Mr. Garrison says "OK calm down class".Kyle squeezed his legs around Stan's thigh and moved his hips forward, pressing his still hardening length against Stan's leg. Stan's breath hitched and he gasped as Kyle thrust forward into him. Another moan escaped Kyle's lips, louder this time. Stan's head was spinning as Kyle continued to thrust forward, using Stan's thigh to create friction.Once he's lowered his fists, along with his guard, Cartman takes the opportunity to hit him square in the jaw. This reignites a flame within Kyle, who goes completely ape shit. With only a few more swings, he manages to knock Cartman onto his fat ass. The way a predator does its prey, Kyle then pounces on Cartman, and proceeds to wail on him.South Park [One Shots] Fanfiction. Hey Readers! Here are The South Park One Shots! Just a heads up, this book is NOT FOR CHILDREN. There is sensitive material, you should know if you watch South Park!... so read at your own risk. #bebe #cartman #clyde #craig #cute #fanfiction #kawaii #kenny #kyle #love #park #reader #south #southpark #stan # ...Tweek Tweak/Reader. Leopold "Butters" Stotch/Reader. Pete Thelman/Reader. South Park Characters/Reader. Henrietta Biggle/Original Female Character (s) Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger. Clyde Donovan/Bebe Stevens. Wendy Testaburger/Original Character (s) Kenny McCormick.After school Kyle would hang out with his girlfriend Heidi, who was the only one who still respected him. They would have their dates at the park and Tweek coffee. Kyle would go home, play on the XBOX with Ike for a bit and than go to bed. His Mom Shiela doesn't know what to do with his Dad Gerald, ever since Ike told her the truth.Just a stereotypical OC fanfic (again, nothing against OCs; I have one of my own for Pete's sake!), and if you replace Kyle's name with "Stan" or "Clyde" or "Damien", or any South Park boy, you'll probably experience some sort of déjà vu, since this is seen so often. I'm done rambling now! Enjoy! Oh! PS: I don't own South Park.-"Ruby!Kyman Prom By: markthenewkira. Kyle now in his senior year of high school finds that he doesn't have a date to prom. Leave it to Cartman to come up with a scheme that would help Kyle. Of course, things are not what they expected. Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Friendship - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman] - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 1 ...After realizing she's in love with Kyle and being rejected by Kyle Wendy just can't leave things as they are. Rated: Fiction T - English - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - id: 5793058Pretty Boy, a south park fanfic | FanFiction. Pretty Boy By: Nico C-137. Cartman sometimes wears stereotypically feminine clothes, and Kyle secretly finds it attractive. (Kyle/Cartman) Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Words: 615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: May 14, 2021 - id: 13881595 ...The List of Couples By: dark-night-sky. Clyde, after hearing from Craig, finds out that the girls have started making lists again. And this time, the one the boys are trying to get their hands on is the 'Couples List'. Full of secret crushes and …Title: Thunderstorm Pairing: Stan/Kyle Rating: PG Genre: Fluffy fluffy fluff fluff. Summary: Stan's scared of the thunderstorm! Author's notes: It just suddenly started to thunder and rain where I live and I havn't seen such a big storm in years, if ever, and then it just inspired me to write this story!The thunders were pretty much coming here at the same time as I added them on the story.South Park Reacts. Krys723. SUMMARY: South Park teens react to pop culture. Takes inspiration from The Fine Bros. A/N: Hey guys, I know this seems random, but I used to do this a long time ago back when I was super into The Boondocks so I thought it would be fun to do this again with South Park.If you want to vote on a topic, then leave me …Young Kyle Broflovski had seen and heard it all by now but it still hurt the name calling. nasty insults crude graffiti on the school walls the disturbing cartoons of him drawn everywhere the doctored photos of him that appeard on the schools website and in the school monthly magazine insulting him more also his Facebook. and Twitter. and Skype accounts had been hijacked and a Kyle hatred page ... In this story Kyle is a girl, Chef is the leader of a cult called the Bunnylicker Cult, and Kyle also has a twin sister he didn't know about. I hope you can comprehend such immense AWESOMENESS! Kyle's Pov: "Kyle! Kyle! Kyle, WAKE UP!" Sheila yelled. "What. Its Sunday what's wrong." Kyle said. Cartman and Heidi were exiting the school holding hands whilst Tweek and Craig looked on in confusion and disgust. Cartman and Heidi are walking around Starks Pond holding hands whilst Stan and Wendy were sitting on a bench nearby looking on in confusion. Cartman and Heidi were at Tweek's coffee having some coffee.Cartoons South Park. Kryptonite By: nek0manc3r. The Human Kite believes he's the first super hero to not have any weaknesses. Tool Shed changes his mind. One-shot, South Park: The Fractured But Whole, Style (Stan/Kyle), Light bondage, Dubcon, Lemon, M, Trigger Warning: Underage.Kyle, Stan, and Cartman cried out in one voice, "Oh my God. They killed Kenny!" From out of nowhere, a hearse drove up to the scene, where a man in a black suit proceeded to load the dead body of Kenny into the back. The doors opened to the school bus. The three friends shuffled in, moving to the back.Cartman felt uncomfortable as Kyle examined his face thoroughly, and he quickly looked away and stared at the ground, hoping Kyle would look away too. He didn't. The Jew, being so persistent, leaned in a little closer, his green eyes scouting Cartman's face for any signs of other emotions besides anger, hatred, annoyance, cold-heartedness …“You haven’t really been eating, Kyle.” My heart thumps in my ears. “I mean, I’m not trying to, uh, diagnose you, or anything,” he shakes his head, dismissively. “But I think you’ve got… a problem.” I bite the inside of my lip anxiously. I want to scream at him. I want to punch him and tell him how wrong he is, but I CAN’T.Pretty Boy, a south park fanfic | FanFiction. Pretty Boy By: Nico C-137. Cartman sometimes wears stereotypically feminine clothes, and Kyle secretly finds it attractive. (Kyle/Cartman) Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Words: 615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: May 14, 2021 - id: 13881595 ...Cartoons South Park. An Unknowable Truth By: the corrupted quiet one. Netherborn is a convenient term, but Kenny doesn't actually know what he is. What he does know is that what he is cannot be known, because it is unknowable. But what happens when Kyle, in his declaration of love, glimpses what Kenny is, glimpses what he ought not know?South Park: Post COVID Another Story By: Gameshowkidd. Years after the Pandemic ends. Heidi Turner is called back to South Park to reconnect with old friends. But when a new threat arises, she must put her past behind her in order to prevail. Rated: Fiction M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,067 - Reviews: 22 ... Kyle was walking towards Eric's house. It was the middle of the night but he figured his boyfriend would be up. His bare feet on the cold side walk. He was only in pajama pants and his coat. His mom had found out who he was dating and kicked him out for the night. He tried to stay out of the snow and tossed a rock at his window. Kyle was walking towards Eric's house. It was the middle of the night but he figured his boyfriend would be up. His bare feet on the cold side walk. He was only in pajama pants and his coat. His mom had found out who he was dating and kicked him out for the night. He tried to stay out of the snow and tossed a rock at his window. Kyle is sick in bed with a cold and gets an unexpected, but much appreciated, visitor. Style fluff. ... Complete - id: 9329819 + - Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten Disclaimer: I don't own South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone do. I am merely a fan that enjoys writing cute fluffy stories about the show's characters. ... I am merely a fan that enjoys ...South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: Dec 1, 2007 - Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B. - Complete. Nineteen years after the murder of Stan and his family, Kyle is forced to return to Colorado, where the ghosts of the past still linger. Mature themes.Chapter 12 is dedicated to you guys. Enjoy! Chapter 12 - Delicious. The journey back to Cartman's place was pretty uneventful. We didn't do the usual couple thing of holding hands as we walked, although the stupid asshole teasingly asked me if I wanted to. I replied by kicking him in the shin and running off ahead.Revenge of the Antichrist By: Saiyangirl692. Years after Satan rose in South Park, Gregory and Christophe have moved to Britain and have been training to become Mercenaries for a secret Guild. However, they are brought back to Colorado after Kyle e-mails them concerning murders that seemed to be a result of Supernatural forces.Kyle looked at his angelic face for just a second longer before finally deciding to break the silence. He poked Stan's side gently to make sure he would have his attention. "A penny for your thoughts." Stan fixed his eyes on Kyle's for a moment. A sly smirk eventually made its way across his boyishly cute features.Zipline is trialing a new droid and an updated version of its drone, the P2 Zip, to deliver parcels more accurately. Zipline unveiled its next generation electric autonomous drone ...The boys obeyed, leaving Kenny's body on the floor. Snape grabbed his bag, rooted in it, brought out a small stone and shoved it into Kenny's mouth. Kenny sprung up immediately. "Woah, dude," Stan said in amazement. "Get to your seat," Snape commanded. "There's something weird about him," Kyle muttered to Stan.Stan mumbled against Kyle's lips. Kyle broke the kiss again this time for a breath. Leaving Stan to pepper kisses down his jaw line and his neck, leaving small marks in his trails. Kyle had to bite his lip to hold in his moans and sanity. Until Stan snuck a hand into his pants and kissed him again.They’re skidding. Before anybody can process what’s happening, the bus has drifted off the road. It’s like a nightmare. while on a field trip, the students of south park high get it into a bus accident and end up stranded, injured, and alone. Language: English. Words: 2,560.